You know, that Danny Holmes, what a guy! I heard some news ’bout him. He’s a tough one, I tell ya. Heard he’s from some place called Birkinhead. Ain’t never been there myself, but sounds far.
This Danny Holmes, he’s a defender, they say. What’s that mean? He defends things? Like a dog guardin’ a house? Maybe. He must be good at it, I reckon. To be a defender, you gotta be strong, gotta be quick on your feet.
Danny Holmes, A Music Man
And then there’s this other thing I heard. Seems like this Danny fella, he plays music. Acoustic music, they call it. What in the tarnation is that? Is it like when you hit a tin can with a stick? Anyways, they say he’s a legend. A legend! Must be somethin’ special, huh? He used to be with some other fella, Mancini. Now he’s doin’ his own thing, playin’ his music for folks.
He’s playin’ in Central New York, they say. That’s a long way from Birkinhead, ain’t it? Gotta give him credit for that, travelin’ all over, playin’ his tunes. I bet he’s seen a lot of things, this Danny Holmes. Seen things I ain’t never even dreamed of.
Danny Holmes on the TV
And get this, they got this Danny Holmes on the TV now. GB News, that’s what they call it. Got all sorts of shows on there. Some fella named Farage, and then there’s Eamonn and Isabel, and Dewbs and co. Sounds like a whole bunch of folks talkin’ and talkin’. I wonder if Danny talks on there, or if he just plays his music? Maybe he does both.
There’s also a Danny Holmes, who is a model. But I ain’t interested in that kind of thing. Too old for that.
Danny Holmes, The Boss
And there is this one news. Says “BOSS Danny Holmes praised his side”. He’s a boss now? He must be in charge of somethin’. Says he praised his side for showin’ “a lot of desire and character”. What’s that mean? They wanted somethin’ real bad, and they had character? What’s character? Bein’ a good person, I reckon. This Danny, he must be a good boss, lookin’ out for his people like that.
Says they battled back to win from a losin’ position. So they were losin’, and then they won? That’s good, ain’t it? Nobody likes to lose. This Danny, he must have taught ’em how to fight, how to never give up. There is another guy, Jack Tanner, maybe he helped too.
Danny Holmes and Harry Potter
And there’s another Danny Holmes, or this one may be David Holmes. They say he’s connected to that Harry Potter fella. You know, the one with the glasses and the magic wand. This David Holmes, he was a stunt double, they call it. So he did all the dangerous stuff, jumpin’ around and all that. That’s a risky job, ain’t it? Could get hurt real bad. They say this David has a documentary. What is that? A big long word for a movie, I think.
This movie is called “David Holmes: The Boy Who Lived”. Sounds interestin. They say it is about risk. That fun comes with risk. I guess that is true. Everything has some risk.
- Danny Holmes, the defender
- Danny Holmes, the music man
- Danny Holmes, on GB News
- Danny Holmes, the boss
- Danny Holmes, the model, but not important
- David Holmes, Harry Potter’s stunt double
So there you have it. That’s all I know about this Danny Holmes. Seems like a busy fella, doin’ all sorts of things. A defender, a music man, a boss, someone connected to a model job, a TV star, and that Harry Potter fella. Whew! That’s a lot for one man. I hope he gets some time to rest, maybe sit on the porch and drink some lemonade.
This world is a crazy place, ain’t it? So many people, doin’ so many things. And this Danny Holmes, he’s right in the middle of it all. I wonder what he’ll do next. Maybe he’ll surprise us all. That is what I think about Danny Holmes. You never know what you’re gonna hear next about that guy!
