Okay, let me tell you how I ended up collecting some finals week jokes. It wasn’t exactly planned, more like something that just happened because, well, finals week is rough, right?

Starting Point: Feeling the Pressure
So, I remember it was one of those brutal finals periods a while back. Everyone was stressed out, including me. You know the vibe – libraries packed, people looking like zombies, powered only by coffee and panic. I was deep in my own study hole, feeling overwhelmed.
Looking for a Breather
I needed a quick break, something to just cut through the tension for a minute. Scrolling through endless study notes wasn’t helping my mood. I started thinking about the sheer absurdity of the situation. We all go through this intense pressure cooker, and sometimes the only way to cope is to laugh at it a little.
So, I just started noticing the funny little things. Like the weird snacks people hoard, the desperate all-nighters, the way you suddenly become an expert negotiator with yourself about how many points you really need to pass.
Jotting Down Ideas
I grabbed a spare notebook, not for studying this time, but just to scribble down some of these observations. Nothing fancy, just quick thoughts:
- Seeing someone practically inhale a textbook, hoping the information would just seep in.
- The moment you realize you’ve highlighted almost the entire chapter. What was the point?
- That feeling when you walk out of an exam and have absolutely no memory of what you just wrote.
It wasn’t about writing professional comedy; it was just about capturing those relatable moments of finals week chaos.
Trying to Make Them ‘Jokes’
Then I thought, okay, can I turn these into actual little jokes? Not stand-up material, just quick one-liners. I tried messing around with formats.
Stuff like:
- My sleep schedule during finals isn’t irregular, it’s mythological.
- Pretty sure the main food groups during finals are caffeine, sugar, and regret.
- My brain’s search history right now: “how to learn a semester’s worth of material in 12 hours,” “easy A majors,” “can you survive on coffee alone?”
They were simple, maybe a bit dumb, but they made me chuckle, which was the main goal at the time.
Sharing and Refining (Sort Of)
I didn’t really do a formal ‘sharing’ process. It was more like, I’d be chatting with study buddies, someone would complain about being tired, and I’d drop one of these lines. Like, “Yeah, I’m currently running on fumes and the sheer power of anxiety.” Sometimes it got a tired laugh, sometimes just a knowing nod. That was enough.
If a joke felt flat or just didn’t connect, I kind of mentally discarded it. The ones that seemed to resonate, the ones where people went “Oh my god, YES,” those were the keepers.
The End Result: A Small Stash of Stress Relief
So, over time, I ended up with this small mental collection of finals week humor. It wasn’t a project or anything serious. It was just a personal coping mechanism that grew organically out of trying to find a little bit of light during a stressful time. Sharing those little observations, turning the shared pain into a small joke, actually helped take the edge off, even just for a moment. It reminded me (and maybe others) that we weren’t alone in the absurdity of it all.