Alright, so I got this itch, you know? Watching Dancing with the Stars, season after season, and I started wondering if there was a way to actually, like, guess the winner before they even announced it. Not just a gut feeling, but something a bit more, well, thought out. It wasn’t for money or anything, just a bit of a personal challenge, something to keep my brain busy while all that glitter was flying around.

My First Steps – Gathering the Clues
First thing I did, I figured I needed some info. You can’t just pull predictions out of thin air, right? So, I started digging. My main sources were:
- Judges’ Scores: This seemed like the obvious one. Week by week, I’d jot down what the judges were dishing out. Who was consistently high? Who was all over the place?
- Online Chatter: I spent a bit of time, maybe too much time, scrolling through fan forums and social media. You can get a feel for who the audience is really rooting for. It’s messy, though, people are loud.
- Past Seasons: I even went back and looked at who won in previous years. Were there any patterns? Like, did the ‘most improved’ often take it, or was it always the early front-runner?
- Dancer Backgrounds: Sometimes, the story matters, doesn’t it? The “journey,” as they love to call it. So I tried to keep that in mind, though it’s super hard to measure.
I basically just started a big ol’ spreadsheet. Nothing fancy, just columns and rows. It looked like a bit of a dog’s breakfast at first, but I was determined.
Trying to Make Sense of It All
Okay, so I had all this… stuff. Numbers, opinions, random notes. The next part was trying to see if it meant anything. I’d look at the scores, sure, but then I’d try to weigh that against who seemed to be getting the most buzz online. Sometimes a couple would get perfect scores, but nobody was talking about them, you know? That felt like a red flag.
I tried to look for trends. For example, if someone started off a bit wobbly but then got consistently better scores and more positive comments, that seemed like a good sign. More so than someone who was amazing from week one but kinda plateaued. It’s all about that momentum, I guess.
One thing I found out pretty quick was that it’s not just about the best dancer. Not by a long shot. If it were, you could probably call it way earlier. But that audience vote, man, that throws a wrench in the works. It’s a popularity contest as much as a dance contest. So I really had to try and guess how the wind was blowing with the public.

What I Bumped Up Against
This whole thing wasn’t easy, let me tell you. The biggest pain was how subjective everything is. Judges have their favorites, or at least it feels like it. And fan opinions? Wildly unpredictable. One week someone’s a hero, the next they’re the villain for some silly reason.
Also, getting solid, consistent “data” on fan sentiment is tough. It’s not like there’s an official “fan love” score. You’re just guessing based on what you read, and the internet can be an echo chamber.
And then there are the curveballs the show throws – surprise eliminations, injuries, guest judges. It all messes with any neat little system you think you’ve got going.
So, Did It Work?
Well, sometimes I got it right, and I’d feel like a genius for about five minutes. Other times, I was way off, completely blindsided. It’s not an exact science, that’s for sure. More like educated guesswork with a healthy dose of luck.
Honestly, the fun was in the trying. It made watching the show a bit more engaging, gave me something to focus on beyond just the Foxtrot or the Cha-Cha. I wouldn’t quit my day job to become a full-time DWTS psychic, but it was a decent way to pass the time and feel like I was cracking some kind of code, even if the code kept changing on me.

I still do it sometimes, when a new season rolls around. Keep my little spreadsheet going. It’s a bit of a habit now, I suppose. Maybe one day I’ll actually nail it consistently, but I’m not holding my breath. It’s just a bit of fun, really.